There could, of course, only be one answer possible to the question on the right of your screen. 77 percent of voters would contact harryzzz in case they met Radovan Karadzic and Osama bin Laden in a bar (see poll, on your right). And, even better, they would hit both men in the balls.Twelve percent of voters would arrest Bin Laden instead of Karadzic, six percent would go for Karadzic. Only one vote for the option: "Arrest Karadzic because he is a Serb". To me that seems a rather odd reason to arrest somebody.
Anyhow. I was called by a German/Spanish/Slovenian friend who came up with the best solution. Use the one set of handcuffs as follows: One goes on the wrist of Karadzic and one on Bin Laden's. That way you get rid of both scummiezzz and make 55 million usd (5 million for Karadzic, 50 million for Bin Laden).
Thanks to the voters and keep on hunting! BTW: Because of the low dollar and the strong euro, I might wait some time before apprehending both men.
Harald Doornbos
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Don't wait with apprehending them! Just wait with handing them over to the Law. I hear in Belgium there's a man named Dutroux who knows how to keep people hidden for years on end.
BTW, would Osama and Karadzic get along well? Osama is used to living in a cave but is Karadzic? And what will they be talking about? The finer points of Islam?
hilarious. these two talking about the finer points of islam. what a thought.
I thought of cuffing them together too, but it wasn't a poll option!
Bettter yet, you know how a bar often has a metal rod (or bar, if you will) to lean your feet on at the counter? Place the chain of the cuffs around that, make ObL and Karadzic lie down and then cuff them each on a wrist. That way can't even wander off together and you can place your feet on them whilst you have a vbeer while waiting for Harryzzz.
@ menno - obviously the ultimate solution...thanks for reply!
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